“What the fuck is up with all this strawberry shit?” First off strawberries are NOT shit; they are THE shit. Second, fuck you. My lady got an industrial sized tub of them at the Costco so we will see more strawberry recipes coming my good friend. I came home from the local speakeasy last night and was tanked but I wanted to get more tanked and the only alcohol I had was white rum and the only fresh fruit I had was the strawberry. It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure this one out. Let’s begin:
Muddle a few strawberries with some sugar. Pour in your rum with a heavy hand. Shake and strain as finely as possible. If you want to eliminate all pulp, run it through a cheesecloth or some shit. Stop reaching for the block of cheddar cheese you idiot. Cheesecloth is a piece of fabric you can strain shit through.