The sun is shining, which is rare in Portland, and the temperature is now above seventy degrees: time to motherfucking BBQ. This recipe is a remnant from my college days when slow cooking large cuts of meat was all the rage. “You? College? I think not.” Fuck off dickhead. At least I made it past the second grade. This ain’t your mom’s shitty overdone pork; This is the real deal. It is juicy and succulent on the inside with a spicy and almost jerky like exterior. Let’s begin:
Wash your pork thoroughly and pat dry. In a small bowl mix together your spices. With this dish I have two categories: a lot (tablespoon) and a little (teaspoon). Here are the spices you want a lot of: Old Bay (shocker right?), Old Bay Garlic and Herb, Paprika, and Chili Powder. Here are the spices you want a little of: Cumin, Cayenne, and Coriander. Gently rub the spice mixture all over your pork. Don’t leave any flesh showing, you want to coat the whole thing. Put on some romantic music to make it feel more comfortable.
On your BBQ get your coals going and when they are half-white move them to the side of the grill (preferably the side where the wind is coming from). Place your pork on the opposite side and slow cook (make sure it is covered and the vent is on the opposite side of the coals) for about an hour per pound. Flip every thirty minutes and replenish the coals as needed. DO NOT add more lighter fluid retard. The timing for this dish is perfect for company because you can kick it in your backyard, socialize, and get loaded while you are cooking.
This was a little over two pounds so I pulled it off after two hours. Simple enough for you? This looks like a piece of artwork. A very tasty piece of artwork. Damn I jumped right back into the season. So how badly did you fuck it up? Does your pork look like a charcoal brick? Thought so. It is all about the indirect heat stupid. Don’t force your pork.
A big slice of heaven. Eat it.