Well I have leftover pork, bacon, and cheddar cheese; Time to make a motherfucking quiche. “What the fuck? You always make quiches. Quiches suck.” I am going to pretend you didn’t say that so I don’t do anything I will regret or that will land me in prison. Quiches are the best breakfast in the history of breakfasts so don’t fucking tell me that quiches suck. I am sorry your life is so depressing you have to take it out on breakfast dishes. Not really, loser. Let’s begin:
Make a pie crust, pork loin, and bacon. Line the bottom of the pie crust with grated cheddar cheese, add your meat, and top with more cheese. Pour in nine whisked eggs. I don’t do that Frenchie poofter bullshit with all the cream and crap. I just pour eggs over meat and cheese, America style. Suck it France.