I made some blackened catfish again last night but I wanted a nice sauce to chill the burn. I did not have too much on hand so I had to improvise a little. This will be another lesson from the series “what the fuck is in my kitchen?” Since you are too stupid to think for yourself, you can just follow my lead. Let’s begin:
To make the sauce, mix ~1/3c mayonnaise with ~1/4c sour cream. Add juice from 1/2 of a lemon, a few dashes of Tabasco and two finely chopped pickles. Taste it. What does it need, genius. More lemon juice? More Tabasco? More pickles? Add whatever you think it needs. This is a good lesson for how to make your own shit and not have to rely on assholes like me. But I have such faith that you will still continue to fuck shit up that I will never become obsolete. You are my job security, dumbass. Also chop up some fresh garlic spears and sprinkle on the fish as seen above. Eat it.