Archive for April, 2009
Lompoc – C-Note IPA
April 30, 2009Russian River Brewing – Blind Pig IPA
April 30, 2009More Moon Pizzas
April 30, 2009Dogfish Head – Burton Baton
April 29, 2009Fire Death Shrimp
April 29, 2009These fire death shrimp are fucking hot as the depths of hell so get ready to go running for the hills crying for mommy. You should only attempt to consume them if you have recently been checked out by a gastroenterologist (stomach doctor, stupid). These shrimp are so fire hot they make everything else you have ever had look like child’s play. They are perfect for the boastful individual who thinks they are immune to spicy foods. Make these to fuck them. Let’s begin:
Take your shelled and de-veined shrimps and liberally (I hate liberals!) coat them in harissa. “Hey, I am a liberal and I believe America should have big government that eventually turns us into a functional socialist nation.” You are everything that is wrong with this country you dumb fucker. First off there would be nothing ‘functional’ about it and second big government fucking sucks ass. I say back off you fucks and get the hell out of my life. This is America dammit and I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to.
Bacon Brownies
April 28, 2009Lunch
April 28, 2009Garlic Fire Paste
April 28, 2009Also known as harissa, this garlic fire paste is the bomb on meaty goodness. The key is to cook your steak with just salt and pepper and apply the harissa afterwards as a complimentary flavor. “I doubt this is hot enough for me. I love really, really hot stuff.” That’s what she said. “Damn, you got me.” That’s right I did, sucker. A little taste of your own medicine there baby. Anyway this paste will make your face sweat. “That’s what she said.” You fucking suck. Let’s begin:
De-stem and de-seed 1/2c of dried hot red chili peppers. “Can I just use the stuff I put on pizza?” You absolutely cannot. That would be really, really stupid, even for you. Soak the peppers until they are as soft (about 45 min).